May – Tomato, Tomahto

No matter how you say it, we’re going to have a lot of them this summer — I hope.  It started with an impulse buy at Home Depot.  I can’t help myself.  It was back in mid-March when it was cold and snowy — and they had tomatoes!  I only bought two Beefsteak Tomatoes and two Husky Cherry Tomatoes and nurtured them in the greenhouse, up-potting them numerous times as they out-grew their pots.  And then I started seeds — San Marzano tomatoes, tiny yellow pear tomatoes (Arianna’s favorite) and some green/purple striped tomatoes (another impulse buy when I was at the Philadelphia Farm and Food Festival).  And then there was the trip to my Amish food market, which unfortunately is positioned right next to an Amish garden center — and they had 4-packs of Amish paste tomatoes for only $1.29!  Another impulse buy — that got up-potted and grew like crazy over the last two months.  My greenhouse was over-run with tomatoes.

Sunday was Mother’s Day — that magical day of the year when you can finally plant tomatoes in southeastern Pennsylvania.  And… the forecast is for continued warm weather for the foreseeable future.  So I planted.  There are two huge Beefsteaks, two almost huge Husky cherry tomatoes, two really big Amish paste tomatoes, two yellow pear tomatoes, four nice-sized San Marzano tomatoes — and four purple/green tomato plants that are kind of wimpy because they got a late start.  That’s sixteen tomato plants!  I have more in the greenhouse — but no room in the garden.  I’ll just have to be content with 16 tomato plants.

The internet says a single tomato plant can produce 20 to 30 pounds of tomatoes.  Let’s just average that at 25 pounds per plant by 16 plants.  I’ve never been good at math — but I think that’s a BIG number.  Come mid-summer when I’m up to my elbows in dripping tomatoes and hot jars for canning all of these tomatoes — remind me I may want to check my math next year.

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It started with the tomato plants I bought and nurtured in the greenhouse.
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And then the seeds I started.
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The green/purple zebra tomatoes have a ways to go.
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But I can almost taste these tomatoes.

May — Even MORE Garden Space

With the addition of the greenhouse and all the plants I could start from seed, suddenly the 20′ x 32′ garden surrounded by a six foot high fence just wasn’t big enough.  There are  plants that take up more than their fair share of the garden; things like pumpkins, potatoes, gourds, cucumbers and a variety of squash.  They don’t stay in neat little rows like peas, carrots and beans — they sprawl and climb and have a tendency to take over.  So…it only took a little bit of pleading for another garden before Chris was on board with getting out one of those power garden tools and tilling me a  20′ x 20′ space.  This one is only surrounded by chicken wire that we trenched into the ground to keep hungry bunnies from sneaking under the fence, and surrounded by some webbing sprayed with deer repellent to keep the deer from jumping over the fence.  So far — its working.

My potatoes are coming up, the gourds, pumpkins and some of the squash have been transplanted into the new garden, and I even planted some corn!  We’ll see how that works out this year.  I have a bit of space left — but it’s not quite time to transplant a few of my other plants.  I’ll stick to that rule of waiting until after Mother’s Day — and besides, it’s chilly this week.

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The tiller is getting a workout.
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Putting up the chicken wire was a bit of a project.
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We trenched it into the ground so nothing can sneak underneath.
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And added webbing around the top, scented with deer repellent — so far — it’s working!

May — How many things can live on one porch?

Our porch is a popular spot.  We love sitting out there in the evenings after a hard day of work in the garden and watching the birds, the deer, and occasionally a skunk wander through the yard.  But things are getting a little too up close and personal.

The bats have returned.  I begged and pleaded to have Chris squirt some Great Stuff, or stuff some chicken wire up into the crack between the house and the porch roof when the bats had gone to their winter home.  I even offered to buy them a bat condominium and hang it some where NOT near the front porch.  But Chris seems to like his pet bats — right where they are — hanging somewhere above my head, and leaving bat dropping near the front door.

They have been joined by some wasps who have decided to attach their home to the ceiling of the porch, a few spiders weaving their webs — and a very determined Robin.  This Robin started with a few sprigs of loose straw between each and every eave all the way down the length of the porch.  Apparently Chris doesn’t like Robins as much as he likes bats, so he took the blower to the porch and in a poof — blew the starts of the nests away.  The next morning, the straw was back.  He blew it away.  The next morning the straw was back again, mixed with wet mud to glue the start of these nests to the rafters.  He blew it away again — though a bit messier as the mud splattered onto the porch.  And so it went for several days until Chris gave up — on one nest.  They appear to have reached a compromise.  The Robin has consolidated her efforts to that one nest — and Chris told her she can stay.

A squirt of wasp spray got rid of the wasps, a broom took care of the spider webs, the Robins have one nest — all I have to deal with now are the bats.  Great.

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Looks like a good place for a nest.
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The Robin won — Chris let this nest stay.

April – A Little Color on the Farm

We aren’t into having a lot of flower gardens or landscaping that needs to be tended.  We’re too busy with the vegetable garden, the fruit trees, the chickens and the bees.  But we did need something to hide an unsightly hillside just off the back patio, and a little perky color in the springtime would be a nice sight to banish the cold and snow.

We recycled some old railroad ties that we found in the lower pasture and cobbled together a bit of a retaining wall (let’s just hope it continues to “retain”), filled it in with some bags of soil and planted four Forsythia bushes.  My Dad hated Forsythia bushes, not that he hated spring flowers, but he hated the way the bushes spread every year.  I think it will be good that they spread, in fact, a hedge of these bushes would be great!

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Spaced behind our retaining wall to hide the hillside.
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Filled in with some top soil.
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I hope it spreads out to hide that hillside.
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It looks nice from the patio.

April – A New Toy/Tool

I didn’t think we needed a pick-up truck, but I will confess, it has come in handy a couple of times.  It’s great to throw things in the truck bed and off we go — bags of dirt, Forsythia bushes, even shelving for my greenhouse.  But I really DON’T think we need a trailer too.  I mean, isn’t that what the bed of the pick-up truck is for?

But I got out-voted, and now we have the cutest little trailer.  I think it might be good for hauling a goat — but I think Chris envisions using it to take in his John Deere tractor in for service — if it ever needs servicing.  Of course, they can come pick up your John Deere tractor for servicing — if it ever needs servicing, and you don’t have to have a trailer — but — just in case, now we have one.

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A cute little trailer — not too big, not too small — just right.
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With a gate on the back so “some day” we can drive the tractor up into the trailer, just in case it needs servicing.
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Good thing we have this pick-up truck with a hitch on the back.
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No room in the garage for the trailer.

April – The Greenhouse!

It’s here!  And it’s adorable!  And it’s full of K-cups.  Yes, those little plastic cups for making coffee.  I’ve been saving them for months, emptying the grounds into my compost pile and saving the little cups that already have a little puncture hole in the bottom for drainage — to plant my seeds.  My greenhouse shelves are lined with K-cups of dirt.  I’ve planted San Marzano tomatoes, Yellow pear-shaped cherry tomatoes, watermelon, pumpkins, butternut squash, acorn squash, cucumbers and a bunch of other stuff — probably more stuff than my garden can hold.  But, I had K-cups that I had to fill, and seeds I had to use up.

The Greenhouse has a little bottom shelf that’s just the right size for Arianna to start her seeds too.  Usually she plants jelly beans.  She’s had good success with that.  They grow into lollipops overnight!  Nothing like starting a love of gardening at an early age.  Maybe she’ll start planting vegetable seeds soon.

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Here it comes up the driveway — never an easy trip.
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Getting rocked and rolled into place on our foundation.
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A perfect fit, right next to my garden.
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Cute little K-cups all lined up — seeds planted and waiting for them to sprout.
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My potting bench.
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Arianna’s little shelf with her garden tools — just right for planting jelly beans.

April – The Men in White Suits

We all know that when the men in white suits come for you – you must be crazy.  But this crazy man was wearing a white suit – and installing three pounds of bees and a queen in each of two hives.  CRAZY, I say.

The fact that the bees arrived on April 1st gives yet another dimension to the craziness/foolishness of this endeavor.  And yet, here they are.

Perched on the hillside – far from the house, facing south/southeast with some trees and shrubs to protect the back of the hives from wind, we think they are in the perfect place.  Now they just need to get busy and pollinate my garden, fruit trees, blueberries, raspberries and the like – and a little honey would be nice too.

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A bit nerve-wracking for a first time beekeeper.
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Opening the package of three pounds of bees.
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Making room in the hive for the queen cage.
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Shaking the bees into the hive.
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Giving them some sugar water to get them started.
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Whew. Glad that’s over.

March – No R or R on the Farm

Those of you who follow No Rhyme or Reason Farm know we named it that because it had been known as the “Reason Farm,” the last name of the people who had lived here for decades, and because there was — No Rhyme or Reason for us to have a farm at this stage in our lives when we should be considering assisted living options and not shoveling horse poop and roto-tilling gardens.  It comes with a bit of irony that in abbreviating the No Rhyme or Reason Farm, it becomes the No R or R Farm — which is so true.  We could have named it the No Rest or Relaxation Farm.

But, we are determined to have some rest and relaxation — right after a lot of hard work.  We’ve been busy trying to clean out the insides of the spring house where rocks (actually boulders) have tumbled into it.  We’ve been hoisting them out, cleaning away debris — and building more rock walls, because that’s what I do with all the rocks around here.

We cleared the brambles and vines away from several trees adjacent to the spring house ruins and we realized… this is the perfect place for some R and R.  Chris’ niece brought us a hammock from her recent trip through South America, so with the addition of a couple of hooks on the trees — I’m ready for some R and R this summer.  I think it will be a great place to read a book while Chris cuts the grass.

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Clearing out the bed of the spring house so the spring can flow again.
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Cleared away a tree stump wrapped in old fencing and barbed wire — ouch!
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My new stone wall for a flower bed between the trees.
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A perfect quiet place…
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To hang hooks…
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For a hammock!

March – My “Extended” Garden

I’m extending my garden 8 feet x 8 feet.  It’s not that big of an extension – but it’s a big deal.  This expansion comes with a door, a thermostat, a fan – and glass!

My 8 x 8 greenhouse should arrive next week.  We decided it should go adjacent to the garden.  It’s a relatively flat spot with bright sunlight and close enough to take plants back and forth between the two.  We bought some 4×4 landscape ties so we will have a frame upon which to place the greenhouse when they deliver it.  Chris got busy with the shovel and the level.  The problem is, it isn’t really level at all.  In fact, it’s very NOT level.  It took several attempts and a 2nd trip back to Home Depot to get more 4×4 landscape ties – and now it’s level!

I love my garden and I never can wait until the appropriate time to start planting it.  I’ll confess to having to replant things every year because I jump the gun, heel-in the tomatoes and basil, and come out the next morning to find them DOA.

So, not only am I expanding my garden size… I’m expanding my growing season.  Now I can start those plants early and keep them toasty in the greenhouse.  And just think of the advantages when fall creeps in.  I can probably keep basil growing at least until Thanksgiving!  And maybe some containers of lettuce and spinach too!

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It slopes more than we thought.
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Squared up and getting tilled.

March — Apparently to BEE

Against my better judgment, the bees are ordered; they’ll arrive April 1.  But we can’t have the bees arriving without a place to put them.  Chris leveled out our chosen spot – far enough away from the house, but close enough to keep an eye on them, and adjacent to our blueberries, raspberries and soon to be fruit orchard – just to make sure they get the right idea about what they are expected to pollinate.

Chris learned about a local place, an Amish farm with a woodworking shop, where they make – of all things – beekeeping equipment.  Not only do they make it, but they will build it AND paint it.  Having built more than my fair share of bee hives in the past, this sounded like a fine option.  So, we drove out to Forest Hill Beekeeping Supplies in… of all places… Paradise, PA and loaded the truck.  Yes, that darn truck does come in handy sometimes.

The hives are in place, the extra supers (hive boxes) are stacked in the garage – and I’m tempted to go walk barefoot (even though there is now snow on the ground) – just because I can!  Before the bees get here.

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Our local bee equipment store.
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Loaded in the truck.
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Getting ready for the hives.
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The base of the hives are in place.
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Seems like a sturdy enough spot.
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Ready for April 1.
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And far enough away from the house to keep me happy.